023☆093☆093☆023 (@023.093.093.023)

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·Jun 30, 2025

Only cold is worse than heat, only hunger is worse than overeating!

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Хуже жары только холод, хуже обжорства – голод!

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·Oct 26

You can tell right away - she's married!

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Сразу видно - замужем!

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·Oct 20

Guess who I ran into today and didn't recognize? Who? F*ck knows, I didn't recognize him!..

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Представляешь, кого я сегодня встретила и не узнала? Кого? Х*й знает, я же его не узнала!..

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·Oct 13

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·Oct 12

A professional gymnast's dance

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Танец профессиональной гимнастки

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·Oct 11

Trust the process

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Доверяй процессу

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·Oct 10

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·Oct 9

My friend tells everyone how to enter a prison cell properly after going to the police station once to document his injuries and file a complaint against his wife.

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Мой друг рассказывает всем как правильно входить в хату, побывав один раз в участке, чтобы снять побои и написать заявление на жену.

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·Oct 7

You're hooked on Lady Frieren

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Ты залип на Госпожу Фрирен

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·Oct 7

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·Oct 6

now that's a rhythm...

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вот это ритм...

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·Oct 4

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·Sep 27

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023☆093☆093☆023

·Sep 27

On a date, a man told me: You're so genuine with me, you don't even suck your stomach in. But I was sucking it in.

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На свидании мужчина сказал мне: Ты такая искренняя со мной, даже живот не втягиваешь. А я втягивала.

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·Sep 26

When I got my license, I bought a chocolate bar especially for the first traffic cop who'd pull me over. I ran over the first traffic cop and lost my license for 1,5 years, so I ate the chocolate myself

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Когда получила права, специально купила шоколадку для первого гаишника, который меня остановит. Первого гаишника я сбила и меня лишили прав на 1,5 года, шоколадку съела сама

Мы одинаково вместе работаем, одинаково одно дело делаем, я получаю 30 тысяч, а ты 80. Почему? - Потому что у нас зарплата разная....

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·Sep 26

Adult life is when you do whatever you want as soon as you've done everything you don't want to do. And once you've done what you don't want to do, you don't want anything anymore.

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Взрослая жизнь - это когда делаешь всё, что хочешь, как только сделаешь все что не хочешь. А когда сделаешь что не хочешь, ты уже ничего не хочешь.

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·Sep 25

The skin of many frogs secretes hallucinogens. No wonder Ivan Tsarevich, after kissing a frog, saw her turn into Vasilisa the Beautiful, release swans from her sleeves, and so on.

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Кожа многих лягушек выделяет галлюциногены. Неудивительно, что Иван - царевич, поцеловав лягушку, увидел, как она превращается в Василису Прекрасную, пускает из рукавов лебедей, и прочее.

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·Sep 23

What do you and your wife use for contraception? - Nothing... I come home and she's already lying there with a contraceptive face.

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Как вы с женой предохраняетесь? - Да никак... Я прихожу домой, а она уже лежит с противозачаточным лицом.

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·Sep 23

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Чем старше становлюсь, тем всё более согласен с бабками, что все вокруг - проститутки и наркоманы.

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