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Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Minnesota Twins Discussion
Oct 7
Twinkie Town writer always shocked to see OOTP players in real life
By
Matt Monitto
Minnesota Twins Discussion
Mar 25
The Blunting of the Park: an Opening Day preview in verse
By
Matt Monitto
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Feb 4
Twins to invest in cloning technology for complete Rogers bullpen
By
Matt Monitto
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jan 16
That’s the way we remained the Pohlad bunch
By
Zach Koenig
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Dec 26, 2025
Have a very merry, Cherry Cherry Christmas!
By
Zach Koenig
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Dec 24, 2025
Report: Burglars claiming to be “Christmas spirits” break into Pohlad residence
By
Matt Monitto
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Dec 18, 2025
Santa Claus announces limited ownership stake in Minnesota Twins
By
Matt Monitto
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Nov 28, 2025
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
By
Zach Koenig
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Nov 21, 2025
The Minnesota Twins Breakfast Club
By
Zach Koenig
Breakfast & Baseball
Oct 19, 2025
Little Nicky Punto, manager?
By
James Fillmore
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jul 16, 2025
Rob Manfred announces HR Derby ties to be broken with an All-Star Game
By
Matt Monitto
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Mar 26, 2025
Randy Dobnak challenges Yankees catcher J.C. Escarra to Opening Day Uber-off
By
Matt Monitto
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Dec 25, 2024
An “Air Bud: Seventh-Inning Fetch” CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
By
James Fillmore
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jun 28, 2024
The wrong Twins player is into Air Force planes
By
James Fillmore
A mildly silly look at the new Twins “shortalls”
By
James Fillmore
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Oct 26, 2023
Spooky season in Twins Territory
By
Zach Koenig
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Aug 1, 2023
Rocco Baldelli: My new title is ‘King’
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jun 12, 2023
Twins Find Surprising Silver Lining on Disappointing Road Trip
By
John Foley
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Mar 29, 2023
Twas The Night Before Baseball...
By
Benjamin Jones
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Feb 10, 2023
Theme nights announced for 2023, here are the ones that just missed the cut
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Feb 1, 2023
The Case for Miguel Sano
By
kirbys-ferret
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Dec 17, 2022
An oral history of Twins’ Joes
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Oct 23, 2022
Jake Cave “confused” by existence of Old Bay seasoning
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Oct 14, 2022
Viral Facebook Campaign Encourages Twins Fans to Feed Carlos Correa
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Oct 7, 2022
Awakening from coma, Twins fan asks “what the hell happened”
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Aug 5, 2022
Teaching Jorge Lopez about “The Twins Way®”, a short play
By
J. L. von Mosch
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Apr 2, 2022
What if the Twins formed a roster only with alliterative-name players?
By
Jonathan Gamble
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Mar 30, 2022
Twinkie Town Investigation: Did Ryan Jeffers get a Perm?
By
Benjamin Jones
Minnesota Twins Analysis
Mar 7, 2022
The Wally Holland Stats Leaderboards
By
John Foley
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jan 31, 2022
Welcome to the club, newbie
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jan 23, 2022
An MLB Alternative to the Winter Classic
By
Robert Engvall
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Dec 21, 2021
The twelve days of Twins-mas
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Dec 21, 2021
Scenes from an off-season, volume the next
By
TJ Gorsegner
Minnesota Twins Analysis
Aug 30, 2021
Willians Astudillo finds success by slowing down
By
John Foley
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Aug 29, 2021
The ballad of Rowdy and Steve
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Aug 12, 2021
The Twins are technically still in it.
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Aug 6, 2021
And now a bunch of words from Dave St. Peter.
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jul 30, 2021
Kent Hrbek disappointed to discover the Twins traded for John Gant; had been practicing “sweet wrasslin’ takedowns”
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jul 29, 2021
Trevor Plouffe implies awkward things about recently-traded former teammate
By
TJ Gorsegner
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jul 25, 2021
Iowa things that shocked Brent Rooker
By
TJ Gorsegner
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